Post by Jayde Brooklyn on Feb 6, 2013 17:15:38 GMT -5
The scene comes into focus slowly to a large wooden door with a sign on it saying “Come in Peace or Leave in Pieces.” In the background is a hand held up in a peace symbol and holding a gun. The cameraman knocks on the door for the third time before a muffled voice yells something inaudible then yanking the door open with a thick layer of smoke flowing out of the house. Jayde Brooklyn smiles at the cameraman.
Jayde- Dude I was on my way the first time, and I so forgot you were even coming today, but umm... come on in.
The cameraman enters the house into a large living room with black walls and white carpet, fuzzy neon posters of mushrooms and pot plants cover the walls, black lights, light the room in a purple color making everything glow. The far wall is nothing but a fish tank filled with various fish of different colors and some look see through. All around the room are white and black bubble chairs suspended from the ceiling with a few Matlin Ball chairs sitting in between them, in the nearest black bubble chair Jaydes’ sister Breeze is sitting in front of a large flat screen TV that is currently showing Tyler Chronos last promo.
Jayde- I want some of what he’s smoking bro.
Breeze- No doubt dude. I would travel back in time and meet Bob Marley, then I would kill Michael Jackson while he was still black, cause you know no one cares if you kill a black dude they die mysteriously all the damn time, like 2 pac, that dude died like twelve times, I shit you not.
Jayde- I know right. I would go back in time and try to legalize weed before everyone turned against it.
Breeze looks at the TV with a funny look at the frozen picture of Tyler on the screen.
Breeze- Totally. So what the hell is up with this guy? Did he escape the crazy house?
Jayde- Hell if I know. I havent had anytime to research him, thats why we are sitting in my living room watching his fake ass promo instead of “How I met your mother”
Breeze- Then whats the dude with the cam doing here?
Jayde- Umm, I dont know really.. Why are you here?
Cameraman- Im here to film your promo.
Jayde- Ohh, right. Im glad you remembered because I completely forgot. So are you going to ask me questions, or do I just run my mouth about whatever I feel like?
Cameraman- A little bit of both. Trinity gave me some questions to ask you, she couldnt make it today. Then you just add things to it that I didnt ask, or leave it simple and just answer my questions.
Jayde- Bummer she couldnt make it, so ask me a question.
Cameraman- Well the first question is about why Jenna Shaw attacked you in your locker room, do you know why she done it?
Jayde- Man that bitch is nuts, I was just chillin’ after my match ya know then this fake tittyed bitch comes in and suckers punches me and KOs me. I know here from back in the day when I was at this shitty small time wrestling federation and she was there, we had some bad water between us, because she was the only girl in there and living in the lime light getting hit on by every guy backstage and she was basically the neighbor hood bicycle, then I come in and guys stop paying all the attention to her and start trying to get with me, but thats the thing, I didnt like not one of them juicers. It wasnt my fault they were all drooling over me, I was there to fight and thats all I done. Simply put the bitch is jealous of me, but hell I cant blame her, she is more plastic than Barbie, and im one hundred percent real.
Cameraman- Well do you plan on doing something to repay her for her cheap shot backstage?
Jayde- Hell to the mother fuckin’ yeah. Im going to beat that bitch until her implants bust. I dont know where she got the idea that attacking someone so much better than her was a good idea, but ill make sure it doesnt happen again, Ill beat her’s and the Golly Green Giants ass the next time I see them.
Cameraman- Do you want to fight her in the ring or outside of it?
Jayde- Right now im not allowed to fight outside the ring unless its self defense.So unless she is brave enough to attack me again outside the ring then I have to wait until the Boss man puts me in the ring with her.
Cameraman- Sounds like a match that needs to be made, actually a bikin match between you two would be great!
Jayde- Your sick, but ill take it as a compliment.
Cameraman- It was meant to be taken as one. Well okay that was all the questions about Jenna, now she wants to know a few thing about your opponent. What do you think about him, umm, Tyler Chrono?
Breeze- Well while you tell him what little you know about this kid, im going to go make chocolate pancakes, im starving! Yall want some?
Jayde- Hell yeah! Ill take three.
Cameraman- Umm not thanks.
Jayde- Umm, what was your question again?
Cameraman- What do you think about Tyler Chrono?
Jayde- Well I think he has pretty eyes. And I also think he may be a lunatic. He may very well smoke A LOT of dope as well. Umm, his last name makes me think of chronic, like chronic weed. So basically what I have so far, is he is a stoner.
Cameraman- That he probably is, but what do you think about fighting him, do you think he is a worthy opponent?
Jayde- Well I think it will be fun fighting him, and I think he is creative, but worthy? No, not at all. Shit if someone wanted to be on my level then they will have to get a ladders thats forever. But on the real dude, im going to fuck this kid up, plain an simple, he aint never met a bitch like me. Im calm outside and world peace is my objective, but fighting in a ring against willing people is so different, and it makes me different. I go in a ring to get my job done, to defeat whoever is placed in front of me, and I dont leave until thats what I get. I dont lose ever, the only way to lose is to give into defeat and I refuse to let defeat, kill who I am. Im a winner no matter what in the eyes of the ones that matter most to me. They are all happy I grew up and became who I wanted to be and that will always make me a winner, I can never lose at doing what I love, and when people step in the way of my happiness I take them out, right now Tyler isnt in my way, but come our match he will be, and thats when ill do what needs to be done. Plus im awesome and he is weird, weird people always get their asses kicked by awesome people, its inevitable.
Cameraman- How do you plan on kicking his ass?
Jayde- Jayde sit in one of the bubble chairs hanging from the ceiling and balls her fist up and straightens her legs.
Jayde- With my four buddies right here. They have been with me through thick and thin and they will do what they always do and swing at the first opportunity they get. No im joking, okay you look like an Alien straight up right now and its really creepy. Anyways ill give you a little trash talk I suppose. *Clears throat* Tyler... Well Tyler you have an ass kicking coming to you, but I think ill enjoy our match. Hopefully you can have as much fun as me while im kicking your ass, but I understand if your a sore loser, I mean I do pack a mean punch an I know it hurts like hell. Trust me, one time I punched myself in the gut just to know how hard I could hit and I damn near pissed on myself, and that was me hitting at an awkward angle, ill be coming at you straight on, full force my freaky little dude. And maybe after this is all over you could come by and hit a “J” with me and tell me a little more about this ‘time machine.’ I fight because I enjoy, not to make enemies so I always try my best to keep a relationship neutral at the very least, but as you can see with Jenna, it doesnt always happen. Now I dont mind having haters, not at all, they remind me of how awesome I am, but I would rather part in peace then with hate. But if you chose to hate me after I beat you, then so be it. I just want to give you a heads up that you will be walking out of this match as the loser. You dont have the skill to compete with me and that just sucks for you. They basically just threw a sheep to a wolf. Tyler your the sheep. And beginning a woman I supposed that would make me a very disguised wolf, a wolf is sheep skin some would say, and it is very true. I look cute and im hilarious, until you cross my path in the ring. Thats when I take off the sheep skin, thats when im the wolf and im always looking for a little sheep to devour. You know that old saying,"Dont judge a book by its cover" That applies here very seriously.
Jayde looks at the camera sympathetically.
Jayde- I hate being the barer of bad news! I only hope I dont cause you to lose your spark like I have so many others before to. I see potential in you Tyler, not in wrestling but in writing fantasy books or something similar to it. I would love to see you do something your actually good at. It would be awesome, but Tyler wrestlers dont have little fantasies about time machines and announce it in a promo in a federation where the whole world, including his co- workers, and future and past opponents can see it. You know that will be used against you, I dont understand why you would do something so bitch like man. But honestly you will never beat me, you may hav won your first match but I assure you, he was nothing like me.
Breeze walks back into the living room with a plate full of chocolate pancakes in her hand. Jayde jumps up and grabs about five before returning to her seat. She sits quietly eating for a few minutes while she is eating but she looks up at the camera and grins.
Jayde- I know im going to have a lot of fun taking you out Tyler, I just hope you enjoy getting man handled by a female as much as im going to love manhandling you. *Smirks* I think its going to be a blast! I have only just got to start fighting again three weeks ago, and ive only had one match in that time, I have a hell of a lot of energy built up and I plan to release it all on you Ty. I am so excited right now I can hardly wait! I get to have a pretty little punching bag to make up for lost time, and im never going to forget your bravery for stepping into a match you have already lost, but still you take it like a man. I like when a man is brave.*Winks* But there is a very fine line between bravery and stupidity. What side of the line do you think you stand on? Ill see you in the ring, crazy boy.
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