Post by Jayde Brooklyn on Jan 30, 2013 15:58:36 GMT -5
Revs newcomer Jayde Brooklyn is sitting in a large black chair in front of a desk in a very expensive looking office. She has her boots propped on top of the desk and is chewing gum, popping bubbles loudly. After a few more seconds of this she looks at a door and blows out a huff of air and walks behind the desk and starts going through the drawers. She starts laughing loudly at something she finds in the main draw of the desk. She pulls her hand out of the drawer bringing with her a roll of condoms.
Jayde- Looks like someone might be a horny bastard.
Jayde slams the draw shut and walk over to a bookshelf across the room and starts pulling the book down one by one and putting them back looking disappointed. The door closes quietly behind the camera, but Jayde dosent seem to notice or care as she continues moving the books. A man walks up beside Jayde as she still ignores his presence and focuses on the books. The man makes Jayde look like a small child because of his size. He reaches about seven foot and weighs around three hundred pounds in muscle.
Man- Good morning Jayde. May I ask what you are doing to my books?
Jayde- Im looking for a secret passage.
Man-I dont have a secret passage, this is a movie. My books are there for reading not for an escape from some ninjas.
Jayde- Oh so its ninjas. I always took you for a man who believed in something a little more interesting, such as vampires and witches. Well you should get a secret passage, they come in handy.
Man- Would you like to get started now? It will only take five minutes.
Jayde walks back over the the chair she was sitting in and drops down and starts playing with her gum. The man soon joins her and sits across from her. He starts pulling out papers and laying a very thick file on his desk.
Man- I am so close to having you out of my hair, I can taste it.
Jayde- Aww, Teddy! Arent you going to miss me?
Man- My name is Ted not Teddy. And I dont know if I will miss you because your never gone long enough to miss.
Jayde smiles at him but rolls her eyes.
Jayde- Your so gonna miss me.
Ted- I may, if you can manage to stay away from me and the court house this time. You have three weeks left Jayde just do what your told and get off probation.
Jayde- Exactly what is it im supposed to be doing?
Ted- Dont get in any fights outside of your job. Dont steal anything and dont.... just dont break any laws.
Jayde- I can do that.
Ted- Thats what you said last time too.
Jayde rolls her eyes.
Jayde- Yeah but I mean it this time.
Ted raises and eyebrow.
Ted- And you didnt the last time?
Jayde just smiled.
Jayde- Are we done now Teddy?
Ted- I suppose so, just behave yourself okay?
Jayde nods as she is walking out the door. She exits the building and gets into a Black Audi. Inside is a small brunette who has the radio turned up extremely loud listening to Rev Theory. Jayde gets in and turns it down.
Jayde- Jesus Breeze, are you deaf yet?
Breeze- Not yet I can still here you. How did it go?
Jayde- I get off in three weeks as long as I dont break any laws.
Breeze- So in other words your not done yet.
Jayde- No I am done. I aint going to break anymore laws while im on probation at least.
Breeze pulls out a lap top and sits it on her lap.
Breeze- So what do you think about your opponent.
Jayde- I dont know. Isnt he like the Tooth Fairy or some shit?
Breeze- I think he is Santa.
Jayde- First thought, this dudes a weirdo. I also think its kind of creepy, he could be like a phedofile or something. I dont no one normal grown man that walks around calling himself Santa all year round.
Breeze- Im going to put in the world ‘phedofile’ on google and show you the first thing that comes up.Do you think he wears a red suit in the ring?
Jayde- Yeah im pretty sure he does.
Breeze- Wow, thats just creepy. Who would have known this is what Santa does while on vacation. Here look.
Breeze turns the screen toward Jayde as they both start laughing. The first thing that shows up on Google for phedofil is a question on Yahoo, “Is Santa a phedofile?”
Jayde- Looks like we arent the only ones who think so. I wonder if I brought milk and cookies to the ring if I could just distract him long enough to do a KO?
Breeze- Its worth a shot, what kind of cookies should we make?
Jayde- Chocolate Chip. Its everyones go to cookie.
Breeze- I know I love chocolate chip, I dont know about everyone else.Maybe we could drug the cookies.
Jayde- Im not supposed to break any laws remember? I am pretty sure drugging Santa falls under that category.
Breeze- Nobody said anything about me not breaking any laws. Im not on probation.
Jayde- I think im going to keep this as a simple match, go in kick his ass get out and wait for a real match. I think this is bullshit. I got stuck with some kids imaginary fat man. I think its bullshit, he never gave me any presents.
Breeze- Me either. But thats probably because we made the naughty list from thee time we were able to walk until now.
Jayde- Well then Santa is just racist against troubled children. I find that fucked up.
Breeze- I agree. Kick his ass for all the poor little naughty kids in the world.
Jayde- Sounds good to me. This jolly fucker isnt going to be so jolly walking out.
Breeze- If you kick his ass, we will never get any presents from him
Breeze pushes her bottom lip out in fake sadness and Jayde shrugs. Breeze reaches back down and turns the radio back up. And the scene fades to black.
Jayde- Looks like someone might be a horny bastard.
Jayde slams the draw shut and walk over to a bookshelf across the room and starts pulling the book down one by one and putting them back looking disappointed. The door closes quietly behind the camera, but Jayde dosent seem to notice or care as she continues moving the books. A man walks up beside Jayde as she still ignores his presence and focuses on the books. The man makes Jayde look like a small child because of his size. He reaches about seven foot and weighs around three hundred pounds in muscle.
Man- Good morning Jayde. May I ask what you are doing to my books?
Jayde- Im looking for a secret passage.
Man-I dont have a secret passage, this is a movie. My books are there for reading not for an escape from some ninjas.
Jayde- Oh so its ninjas. I always took you for a man who believed in something a little more interesting, such as vampires and witches. Well you should get a secret passage, they come in handy.
Man- Would you like to get started now? It will only take five minutes.
Jayde walks back over the the chair she was sitting in and drops down and starts playing with her gum. The man soon joins her and sits across from her. He starts pulling out papers and laying a very thick file on his desk.
Man- I am so close to having you out of my hair, I can taste it.
Jayde- Aww, Teddy! Arent you going to miss me?
Man- My name is Ted not Teddy. And I dont know if I will miss you because your never gone long enough to miss.
Jayde smiles at him but rolls her eyes.
Jayde- Your so gonna miss me.
Ted- I may, if you can manage to stay away from me and the court house this time. You have three weeks left Jayde just do what your told and get off probation.
Jayde- Exactly what is it im supposed to be doing?
Ted- Dont get in any fights outside of your job. Dont steal anything and dont.... just dont break any laws.
Jayde- I can do that.
Ted- Thats what you said last time too.
Jayde rolls her eyes.
Jayde- Yeah but I mean it this time.
Ted raises and eyebrow.
Ted- And you didnt the last time?
Jayde just smiled.
Jayde- Are we done now Teddy?
Ted- I suppose so, just behave yourself okay?
Jayde nods as she is walking out the door. She exits the building and gets into a Black Audi. Inside is a small brunette who has the radio turned up extremely loud listening to Rev Theory. Jayde gets in and turns it down.
Jayde- Jesus Breeze, are you deaf yet?
Breeze- Not yet I can still here you. How did it go?
Jayde- I get off in three weeks as long as I dont break any laws.
Breeze- So in other words your not done yet.
Jayde- No I am done. I aint going to break anymore laws while im on probation at least.
Breeze pulls out a lap top and sits it on her lap.
Breeze- So what do you think about your opponent.
Jayde- I dont know. Isnt he like the Tooth Fairy or some shit?
Breeze- I think he is Santa.
Jayde- First thought, this dudes a weirdo. I also think its kind of creepy, he could be like a phedofile or something. I dont no one normal grown man that walks around calling himself Santa all year round.
Breeze- Im going to put in the world ‘phedofile’ on google and show you the first thing that comes up.Do you think he wears a red suit in the ring?
Jayde- Yeah im pretty sure he does.
Breeze- Wow, thats just creepy. Who would have known this is what Santa does while on vacation. Here look.
Breeze turns the screen toward Jayde as they both start laughing. The first thing that shows up on Google for phedofil is a question on Yahoo, “Is Santa a phedofile?”
Jayde- Looks like we arent the only ones who think so. I wonder if I brought milk and cookies to the ring if I could just distract him long enough to do a KO?
Breeze- Its worth a shot, what kind of cookies should we make?
Jayde- Chocolate Chip. Its everyones go to cookie.
Breeze- I know I love chocolate chip, I dont know about everyone else.Maybe we could drug the cookies.
Jayde- Im not supposed to break any laws remember? I am pretty sure drugging Santa falls under that category.
Breeze- Nobody said anything about me not breaking any laws. Im not on probation.
Jayde- I think im going to keep this as a simple match, go in kick his ass get out and wait for a real match. I think this is bullshit. I got stuck with some kids imaginary fat man. I think its bullshit, he never gave me any presents.
Breeze- Me either. But thats probably because we made the naughty list from thee time we were able to walk until now.
Jayde- Well then Santa is just racist against troubled children. I find that fucked up.
Breeze- I agree. Kick his ass for all the poor little naughty kids in the world.
Jayde- Sounds good to me. This jolly fucker isnt going to be so jolly walking out.
Breeze- If you kick his ass, we will never get any presents from him
Breeze pushes her bottom lip out in fake sadness and Jayde shrugs. Breeze reaches back down and turns the radio back up. And the scene fades to black.
